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after devouring your remains,
the dragon gives you 2 stars (bad service)
on Yelp!
page 1
life has begun
with a hint of mint
and a farmboy past
If you go to Central High, turn to page 24
If you get your GED with Obi-Wan, turn to
page 20
three months
a pizza-box apartment
Married (With Children)
a bewitched Magnavox
page 35
ms. right
met johnny hot pockets
and they rode off into the sunset
on a cum-loudly (collegiate quality!) vibrator
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happily every after
(litigation)
